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Bits of COG 1

“COG” (Continuity Of Government), is my next writing project. Partly inspired by ‘Dr. Strangelove’ and the song ‘The Fletcher Memorial Home’ by Pink Floyd, it’s set in a super bunker where the world leaders and connected elites have gone to ride out a looming nuclear war.

Here’s a snippet from the draft:

Major George Russell Kilgore had been a professional soldier for half a century. He was just shy of seventy years old. Every morning, at four a.m., he would get out of his bunk, relieve himself, drink sixteen ounces of chocolate whey powder spiked with two raw eggs and two shots of Smirnoff, and then go for a seven mile run… shirtless.  

A graduate of West Point, Kilgore had the distinction of being the only member of the U.S. armed forces to have been in combat in twelve conflicts, those being: Lebanon, Grenada, Panama, Iraq War I, Somalia, Iraq War II, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Syria, Niger, and Operation Restore Hegemon in Puerto Rico. He was wounded six times and had a metal plate installed in his head to replace a chunk of his skull blasted away in a firing range accident. He was also kidnapped while in Pakistan, but managed to steal one of his captor’s cell phones and dial in a cruise missile strike onto his very location. He was the only survivor of the blast. At fifty years old, he snuck into the West Point locker room, put on a football uniform, and inserted himself onto the kickoff team in a game against the hated rivals from Navy. He recorded two unassisted tackles before the staff figured out who he was and took him out. Everyone, including his wife and grandchildren, called him “Sir” or “Major” except for the president who called him “Krusty”.

He was also currently known as “The Halfback”, not because of his football exploits, but rather because he carried the nuclear football—the leather satchel containing protocols instructing the president on how to launch nuclear weapons.

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